I Surprise Myself With My Own Stupdness

onedirectionyeahman:

• oh what a catastrophe

      or should i say cat-astrophe 

• so the pussycats didn’t just go missing, they’ve been kidnapped

     or should i say cat-napped… c-cat.. cat-nipped

• Faptaguise stole my pussycat, now its personal

     or should i say pussinal

• he lives alone

     so that makes him a stagnight

• hey what do you call a bell grande that isn’t yours ?

      nacho bell grande

• hey what do you call a Spanish toilet that weighs two-thousand pounds ?

     el ton jon

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joshdevinerocks:

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friedlemons:

take-you-2-another-world:

Reality:

Cartoon:

i see no difference

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